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Jeremy Enke Pusses out on Vegas Meetup 2009

May 25, 2009

Jeremy Enke, founder of PAL, the largest Poker Affiliate forum on the intertubes, has officially pussed out on Vegas 2009.

It seems he can’t bring his self away from his gheyborhood olympics or his growing passion for unicycling and golf.
Enke Pusses Out of Vegas for Unicycling Gheyborhood Olympics

We’d like to take this moment to call him out for being a puss. I don’t know whether it was the amount of money he spent last trip to Vegas in at the strip club, but I hear it was quite the time for all involved.

Jeremy, it’s supposed to rain this weekend in Rockford so the yearly olympics will be postponed anyway… and seriously how hard is it for you to get Karl to footrace you down the street anyway?

The potato sack race will be there when you get back, and the three legged bobsled needs to wait till winter anyway. Props to Brandon Berndt, affiliate consultant for Aced Poker for the fine fine photo of Jeremy practicing his unicycling skills.

Jeremy, quit being a puss and come out to Vegas.

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One Response to “Jeremy Enke Pusses out on Vegas Meetup 2009”

  1. Graham on August 28th, 2009 12:05 am

    How did I not see this post before… hilarious!

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